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I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE FOR NX!
And it is bright for some, and dark for others. Listen to what I have to say, but you all have been warned!

May 2016:
Nintendo’s new NX system has been revealed. The hate it got was even greater than that of the reveals of Metroid Prime: Federation Force and Paper Mario: Color Splash combined.

E3 2016:
Game demos for Nintendo NX have been put on display this year. Game journalists who went to E3 were but the first people to be blown away, giving it very positive feedback and saying that the NX didn’t deserve the hate it got at its reveal, thus winning E3 this year. After hearing these journalists, gamers around the world have went from anger to mere skepticism.

November 2016:
The Nintendo NX has been released to critical and commercial success. Gamers have wholeheartedly expressed their newfound love for the console, not to mention having felt stupid for hating it at its reveal.

March 2017:
It begins. Gamers have been constantly playing the Nintendo NX. Their minds, slowly being swayed by its games and its charm.

April 2017:
Nintendo has reported that NX sales are quadruple their expectations, demoralizing Sony and Microsoft in the console business.

May 2017:
Nintendo acquires all known video game companies in Japan. Koei Tecmo, Capcom, Square Enix, Konami, SEGA, Bandai Namco, Platinum Games, all of them. Nintendo fans celebrate these acquisitions.

E3 2017:
Nintendo wins its second E3 in a row. NX games like Bomberman Hyper, Fire Emblem Warriors, Pac-Man World 4, Spla2n and Bayonetta 3 won the audience over.

November 2017:
The NX has affected every Nintendo fan’s minds. On the internet, even the slightest bit of hate towards the console were met with death threats.

January 2018:
It finally begins. People are so obsessed by the console that in cities people have been building statues and painting murals for the console.

March 2018:
Sony and Microsoft, in a desperate attempt to topple Nintendo, team up to make their newest console, the CrosStation. At the reveal press conference, people hated it so much, multiple people in the audience went up to the stage to beat up the presenter, and destroy the console that was displayed.

May 2018:
Their desperation going beyond the limit, Sony and Microsoft release the CrosStation. Records have been broken for worst console ever made, lowest console sales ever (Even lower than the Atari 5200!), and most anger induced by a game console. At that same month, Nintendo acquired all Western video game companies such as Bungie, Bethesda and Activision-Blizzard.

E3 2018:
This was by far the best E3 that Nintendo has ever attended. With NX exclusives like World of Warcraft NX, Halo for NX and The Elder Scrolls VI: Valenwood, Nintendo fans celebrated their third E3 victory in a row.

August 2018:
Every Nintendo fan in the world has purchased an NX. Sales were so great that it toppled the mobile game and PC markets. Now every known developer in the world has been acquired by Nintendo, gamers and more flourishing.

September 2018:
Their minds have broken their limit. Suddenly, people have been worshipping the NX as if it was a new god among men. PlayStation, Xbox, CrosStation, mobile game, and PC fans have either been killed, or converted to the NX religion that had been established on that month.

October 2018:
Michael Pachter has been executed publicly. Followers of the NX have celebrated his death.

December 2018:
It’s over. Nintendo has officially taken over the console and game business. They are worshipped as gods among men. Their minds as one, the human race is enslaved by the NX, its games forever entertaining them. It is their friend. Their ally. Their partner. Their supreme overlord.